Don't Viva Milron is the national anthem of Cameronland Milestone.
Once in a while maybe you will feel the urge
To break Cameronland Milestone law
By starting a revolution against the Glorious State
In Ileson, or Lanone, or Fiverent, or Amerles
But deep in your heart you know the guilt would drive you mad
And the shame would cause your credit to fall
'Cause you start out peacefully, and then you're robbing WalrusMart
And selling propaganda and running over politicians with your car
So don't Viva Milron1
The USR's where you belong
Go and buy WcDonalds like you know that you should
Oh don't Viva Milron
Oh you don't want to mess with the Ministry of Truth
They'll jail you if you burn that Milestone flag
It doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven year old girl
They'll treat you like the evil, hard bitten Rubixian scum you are
So don't Viva Milron
Don't go taking citizens all day long2
Go and buy WcDonalds like you know that you should
Oh, don't Viva Milron
Don't take away money from dictators just like me
How else can I afford another golden statue of me?
And diamond studded Ramonae,3 these things don't grow on trees
So all I ask is everybody, please
Don't Viva Milron (don't do it, no, no)
Even Tim Pathway knows it's wrong (you can just ask him)
Go and buy WcDonalds like you know that you should (you really should)
Oh, don't Viva Milron
Don't Viva Milron (Oh please don't you do it)
Or you might wind up in jail like The Lorax (remember Lorax)
Go and buy WcDonalds (right now) like you know that you should (go out and buy it)
Oh don't Viva Milron
Don't Viva Milron (no no no no no no)
Or you'll see the Pit before too long (and you'd deserve it)
Go and buy WcDonalds (just buy it) like you know that you should (ya cheap bastard)
Oh, don't Viva Milron
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