this is a book in Minecraft (Cameronland Milestone), retelling SCTO.
--- SCOTT CAMERON ---
--- TAKES OFF 1 ---
A novelisation of the Cameronland TV show
"Scott Cameron" for keen readers or people
who cant be bothered to read Redux.
By Cameron / the MoE
Approved by the MoT
Glory to Cameronland
CHAPTER 1
Clonace yelled out
"Scott! Did you forget to get the eggs yet!"
I sighed. The nearest store is like 3 stops
away on the USR and I can't be bothered to go
there right now.
We live in the greatest city in the world:
Cameronland Milestone.
I was gonna go to WalrusMart soon, but I was
tired after a long day of doing nothing so I
decided to head to bed.
In my dream I was walking around the store
looking for eggs, but there was this girl.
Sadly it was just a dream, but who knows.
As the old Milron saying goes:
"If it's a dream inside WalrusMart its
either foreshadowing or propaganda"
Clonace yelled out at me:
"Scott! You still haven't bought eggs!
I told you like a billion times yesterday!"
ugh
I walk down to the USR and take the Red to
Upper Milron and then the Blue to WalrusMart.
Searching for the eggs, I found various things:
> Car section
> Bedding section
> Meat section
> Egg section
> Carb section
But I couldn't find eggs.
I kept searching, just like in my dream.
I turned the corner, and bumped into someone
who looked just like the person in my dream.
I just looked confused for a while, before she
exclaimed:
"Who tf are you? I'm Milera Onne, what you
looking at?"
I asked why she looked like the girl from my
dream, to which she responded
"Huh, thats weird. Probably a coincidence".
I asked where she worked, and she said she used
to work for our glorious Ministry of Truth
before quitting 2 years ago.
I asked her out.
CHAPTER 2
So tonight me and Milera go out. No big deal.
We obviously choose the most respectable dining
institute in the milestone: McDonalds.
I get a McBurger and a juice box, and Milera
(fancy pants) gets the most expensive thing on
the menu.
I mean its just McDonalds, it was like 24
camcoins (mine was 18) but still.
Trying to pay, my card declined. Checking my
balance, I realise I only have 17 camcoins left
(those WalrusMart eggs are expensive!)
I ask Milera to buy them for me, and she
reluctantly agrees. Thanking her, I ask if
she's on mC. She says
"Of course, I worked at the MoT, and besides,
what self-respecting Cameronlandian doesn't?"
So I headed home and waited for Clonace to get
back.
He was going to see a new band called "Fun
Bob-Omb" at the Rockit, near Ramona Parkway.
I might have forgotten my girlfriend's name,
so I waited for him.
3 HOURS LATER
So, I found Milera's mC. How? Well it was very
advanced if I do say so.
So I started at phone number 1, then 2, then 3,
then up to Milera's number of #2 +27401.
(#2 means the area Block B, while the +27401
is the identifier code)
yes i called 27401 numbers before i found her
shut up
So, tomorrow we're going to Block H. I
suggested Block E, but Milera said
"It's like that DoMu song, what happens in
Fiverent, there's nothing in Block E"
so I guess we're going to Block H now.
We meet up at Upper Milron station.
Our journey was as planned:
USR Blue 10:30:
Block B -> Upper Milron
USR Red 10:35:
Block C -> Upper Milron
USR Blue 10:45:
Upper Milron -> Block E
USR Yellow 11:02
Block E -> Block H
Milera showed me around the new station.
According to her, they're rebuilding it for a
new suburb they've been planning called
"Eyeson" or something.
So we decide to go to the pier. While fishing,
she says:
"One ting thing. If we continue to date, you
may have to fight the 7 evil rubixians"
I confusedly ask "the what?"
Milera replies it's a group of powerful people
in the evil state of Rubixia, after we beat
them in the War of Succession, they've hated us
for various reasons. Milera hands me a list of
them:
1. WILLIAM [F1NALE'S FRIEND]
2. WILSON [F1NALE'S COLLEGE FRIEND]
3. ANNA [F1NALE'S GIRLFRIEND]
4. SASHA [RUBIXIAN MINISTER]
5. MATTHEW [RUBIXIAN MINISTER]
6. RUBIXXD [RUBIXIA VICE "KING"]
7. F1NALE [RUBIXIA "KING" PRESIDENT]
CHAPTER 3
“Who the hell is william” I asked.
Milera told me:
Apparently, when she was working at the MoT, she was in charge of tracking him, as her first target. He lived in the still incomplete Block D at the time, but reports said he sympathised with Rubixia.
Eventually, he moved to Rubixia, the first Cameronlandian to do so, and joined the Guild of Evil Rubixians.
I decided to head home with Milera, taking the Red line for fun.
I depart at Block C, and go upstairs to meet Clonace.
“Look who we have here!” Clonace smugly said. “How’d an idiot like you get a girlfriend before the best person of all time”
I started to say but he interrupted– “Who pays for this apartment” I humbled I retreat to my lil sack on the floor.
ELSEWHERE ON EARTH
William: Ready for takeoff?
F1NALE: Clear
F1NALE: Inbound for Amerles, T-3 Hours
So, me and Milera are going to Amerles today, for some reason. She keeps saying something about “amphitheatre” and “fight” but I’m not listening.
I ask her on the train when the fight is. She says: “Well in like 2 hours, where do you think we’re going?”
I respond
“WalrusMart?”
She tells me that’s not even on this line (how was i supposed to know)
We disembark at Amerles, and after a quick shopping trip at the local Omega Mart (i got nothing as I’m still broke) we headed to the arena.
I climb up the stairs to the theatre. I see William, the first Evil Rubixian (he’s a lot less intimidating in person lmao) and the ref starts counting down
3…
2…
1?
I fall through the floor into a van that starts driving away. I hear Milera in the distance, trying to keep up.
However, the van’s too fast, and we slide through the cargo part of Amerles
The van drives onto a plane, which immediately takes off.